My favorite thing to do is to text people that comment on Justin Bieber’s instagram pictures begging him to text them
*walks into a strip club and slaps a $1 bill on the table*
Yes, hello, I’d like one sex please.
i prefer girls with the natural look. no makeup, never gotten a haircut, covered in dirt, feeding off of berries and raw fish in the wild, are actually bears.
i’m a good cat mom
(trans people have existed for literally centuries)
(non-binary people too)
(the only reason you hear more about trans people now is because its actually a little more safe to explore your gender than ever before)
(did you think of that. did you use your brain for more than one second)
fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
“mommy, can I-“
“not unless u get 100000 notes on a post, honey”
THE FROZONE ONE WAS SOMEONE IN MY HIGH SCHOOL A GRADE UNDER ME